Ready
to Lose
Everything?
Invest in the Future – Or Don’t. Who Cares?
Contract: EHxzyo8jrbHeMn9k7bfaSq3T5nb7uX7eVBbYVExWKTbG
How It Works
Step 1: BUY
Ready to dive into the chaotic world of web3? Click that shiny “Buy Now” button and enter your personal information. Don’t worry, your data will only be sold to the highest bidder—just kidding! (Or are we?)
Step 2: Sacrifice to the Blockchain Gods
Next, transfer your hard-earned cash into our wallet. Think of it as a modern-day sacrifice to the blockchain gods. If they’re pleased, you might even get your tokens. If not, well, we never promised this would be easy, did we?
Step 3: Sign Your Life Away
Time to read and agree to our terms and conditions. Just kidding, no one reads those! Scroll to the bottom, click “Accept,” and hope you didn’t just sell your soul. Spoiler: You probably did.
Step 4: You’re rich! (Maybe)
Congratulations, you’re now a proud owner of Joan! Bask in the glory of your purchase and remember: in the unpredictable world of crypto, your investment could soar—or crash and burn. Enjoy the ride!
Tokenomics
A Fair Share of Misery for Every Investor
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1% of supply is reserved for Joan Cornellà
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Joan is a meme coin and has no association with Joan Cornellà or his characters. It does not guarantee profits on buying and selling transactions, and all responsibilities for transactions are yours.